BMX in scotland awards.......

The Yeti:
"Greetings and salutations earthlings, we're back!
BMX IN SCOTLAND AWARDS, followed by

Perry Combover and the Terrorpins

- Saturday November 3rd, downstairs at Nice and Sleazy, Sauchiehall Street, Glasgow - 8pm onwards
Honouring Scotland's top BMXers of the year in an illustrious awards ceremony, all nominees have shown untold dedication to the sport of Beam-x in 2007.
Watch!! as you see the best of Scotland's biking action unfolding on the video premieres from Dave Sowerby, 20Twenty and the DeMarco bros.
Marvel!! as the emotionally stunted attendees struggle to express themselves via their normal grunts and groans.
Recoil!! at the stench of B.O, urine, spilled lager and the inevitable rogue whitey in the corner.
To round off the evening, the infamous Perry Combover and the Terrorpins have reformed for this BMX version of Live Aid and will be performing a number of ditties for your enjoyment.
So, put some wax on the tracks and slide on outta here! YOWZERS!"

Get over to BMX in Scotland and PM the Yeti to cast your votes on the follow catagories:

1. Best Newcomer
2. Best Turndown
3. Biggest brainburner
4. Bmxer(s) going bald with the least dignity
5. Best Street Rider
6. Biggest contributor to BMX
7. Worst crash / best injury
8. Biggest caner / blitzer
9. Most scene / biggest scenester
10. BMXer of the Year!

Remember this is the BMX in 'Scotland' awards so nominees etc are usually Scottish!